This is my personal website with entries going back to July 2005—an outlet for thoughts and opinions on various topics, and information about me, my family and a few people I know. I enjoy writing but dislike reading what I've written. I've enjoyed making websites for a few years but I'm now painting pictures in oil.
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The Turner Prize 2016 phase of the pulse of what's happening. Read »
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How to open Winsor & Newton impossible to open childproof bottles. View »
John and Emmie Taylor's wedding photo, 1916. View »
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Starting an answer with "So"
So it's not just me who finds it annoying. I like this, from The Spectator:
Interviewee: 'So one of the ways in which we add value for our customers... '
JH: 'Anyway what market share do you now claim?'
Interviewee: 'So in total we have around 40 to 50 per cent market share.'
JH: 'Anyway what vertical sectors do you have the biggest customer base in?'
Interviewee (flustered): 'Well, so we have significant constituencies of, er, customers... '
JH: 'Anyway how many of those are SMEs?'
Interviewee (losing it): 'Er, the, er, approximately, er, 25 per cent... '
"A device used by the speaker to suggest his own superiority to the merely compliant person who when asked a direct question simply supplies the information wanted. The 'so' lets it be known that one does not deign to merely comply to the request for information, submissively, as if the inquirer were in charge of the conversation. No, he is launching out, independently, on his own disquisition on the topic, waving the inquirer away like a bug; or he is continuing his disquisition which the questioner has rather interrupted."
By the way...
A few items I don't want to hear any more about at the moment:
Brexit / Donald fuckin' Trump / gender issues / Lewis Hamilton